Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes a bad joke! (This is a bad joke!)
What are the three main types of witches?
Good witch, bad witch, or a sandwich!
What happens if you put a rock in the Dead Sea?
It will get wet!
A man walks into to a library. He walks over to the front desk and says, “I’ll take a cheeseburger and fries. To go, please.” The librarian leans over and says, “Sir, you know your in a library, right?”
The man says, “Oh, sorry.” He whispers, “I’d like a cheeseburger and fries. To go, please!”
How does a cat care for his lawn?
He uses a lawn meower (mower)!
What state is hard to find on a map?
Dela-where (Delaware)!
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