Why did the man bring a ladder to school?
Because it was a high school!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
When does a horse talk?
Whinney wants to!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAAAARRRRR!
Why did the boy cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why does the chef like spaghetti?
Because there are endless pastabilities!
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