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From James, 9 years old, North Carolina

A woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver says, “My! That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the back of the bus furious. She says to the man next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!”

The man says, “Go ahead! Give him a piece of your mind! I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
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Filed Under: People

From Rayanna, 9 years old, Dublin, Ireland

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jalapeno.
Jalapeno, who?

That girl keeps getting jalapeno business! (All up in your business!)
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Nelson, 7 years old, Seattle

Why did the ref kick the vending machine?

He wanted to flip the coin!
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Filed Under: Sports

From Nelson, 7 years old, Seattle

What did Humpty Dumpty do when he heard a joke?

He cracked up!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Elizabeth Mulligan, 11 years old, Illinois, United States

What did the lawyer wear to court?

A lawsuit!
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Filed Under: People

From Blanche, 9 years old, Utah

Why did the mushroom get invited to so many parties?

He was a fungi! (A fun guy!)
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Filed Under: Food

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