Tear me off and scratch my head, once was red is black, instead. What am I?
A match! (Tear it off, scratch the top of it. Although the top was red after you scratch it and catch it on fire, it turns black).
Why did the cow cross the road?
He just needed the exercise!
What do you call a room with no windows or doors?
A mushroom!
Why did the atom cross the road?
It was time to split!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dark horse?
Kitty Perry (Katy Perry)!
When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild?
In Ape-ril (April)!
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