Why didn’t the crayfish share his food?
Because, he was a little too shellfish! (selfish)
What’s in the middle of the universe?
The letter V!
What do you call a polar bear with ear muffs?
Nothing! It can’t hear you!
What do you get when you cross a elephant and water ?
Swimming trunks!
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don’t look at me! I’m changing!
What state has the most soft drinks?
Minne-soda! (Minnesota!)
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