Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?
When it’s a French fry!
Did you hear about the pencil joke?
Never mind. It’s pointless!
What is a seal’s favorite letter?
R, R, R, R! (“arr, arr, arr, arr!”)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie, who?
Sadie air is hot in here, turn on the fan! (Say, the air is hot in here!)
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
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