Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya!
Nunya, who?
Nunya business! (None of your business!)
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
Why did the janitor flush the toilet?
Because, it was his duty!
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch, who?
Bless you and cover your mouth the next time you sneeze!
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