How do you know Dracula is sick?
You can hear it in his coffin (coughing)!
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his dinner with the octopus?
Because, he was a little shellfish (selfish)!
Five men are under a umbrella. How many get wet?
None. It’s not raining!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
Why was the boy in a cage in the front of the classroom?
Because, he’s the teacher’s pet!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
The stairs!
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