You leave home and make 3 left turns.
When you return home, there are two people wearing masks waiting for you. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire!
Why do witches like candles?
Because, they are wicked!
What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
Twenty one! (Twenty won!)
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because, you never see a rabbit wearing eyeglasses!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because, if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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