What does Santa use to clean his hands?
Hand Santa-tizer!
What can you steal but won’t get in trouble for it?
A base!
Why did the cows go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way!
What did the bull say when he put his calf on the school bus?
“Bison!” (“Bye-Son!”)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes a bad joke! (This is a bad joke!)
What are the three main types of witches?
Good witch, bad witch, or a sandwich!
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