Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited; just open the door!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Jeremiah Redden, 10 years old
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
From Parker Logan, 8 years old, U.S.A
What do zombies call bikes?
From Emzy, 10 years old, NM
What do you call a cow that lives in Florida?
From Divine, 11 years old, Nigeria
If I have it, I can’t share it. If i share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
From Sam, 3 years old, Cheltenham, England
What do you give a sick bird?
From Lois, Woodstock, NB, Canada
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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