Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because, he was on a dare from ducks!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because, there are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snowbank!
How do you make a tissue stop dancing?
You take the boogey out of it!!
Where do rocks sleep?
With bedrocks!
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand, and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Andy: Big hands!
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