What do you call a hippo without a back side?
A hippo-bottom-less!
What has 202 eyes?
101 dalmatians!
Why is a traffic policeman the strongest man in the world?
Because, he can stop a 10 ton truck by holding up his hand!
What is the difference between Christmas and a cat in a desert?
One has Santa Claus and one has sandy paws!
Why don’t people use dull pencils?
What’s the point?
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
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