A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday. He stays three days and leaves on Friday. How is that possible?
The horse’s name is Friday!
What do you call a feline that has been caught stealing?
A cat burglar!
What did the football coach say to the vending machine?
Give me my quarter back!
What’s black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo!
What do race car drivers carve for Halloween?
Bumpkins!
Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?
Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!
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