Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch, who?
Bless you and cover your mouth the next time you sneeze!
How do you know Dracula is sick?
You can hear it in his coffin (coughing)!
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his dinner with the octopus?
Because, he was a little shellfish (selfish)!
Five men are under a umbrella. How many get wet?
None. It’s not raining!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
Why was the boy in a cage in the front of the classroom?
Because, he’s the teacher’s pet!
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