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From Ryleigh, 8 years old

Why did the superhero go to the bathroom?

Because, it was his duty!
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Filed Under: People

From Arona Kgositsile, 9 years old, Botswana, Africa

Yo mama is so stupid…

She worked at an M&M factory and threw away all the W’s!
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Filed Under: Food

From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

What do you call the fastest Mexican food?

The burrito torpedo!
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From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

What do you call a do-do bird who needs to use the restroom?

A doo-doo bird!
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Filed Under: Bird

From Chrissy Conidis, a grownup, Florida

What do you say when a bumble bee is being bad?

Bee-have!
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Filed Under: Bug

From Ninja Assasin, 8 years old, Canada

If you go in the bathroom as an American and you come out an American, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

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