What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away his chair!
What does a ghost use to wash its hair?
Shamp-boo!
What did the Earth say to the sun?
I’m coming around!
When did the astronauts eat their lunch?
At launch time! (Lunch time!)
Why did the tourist cross the road?
To get to the other guide!
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