What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
The stairs!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
What did green say to yellow?
I feel blue without you!
Why do some fish swim so much lower than others in the ocean?
Because, they dropped out of their school!
How do you know you’re being rejected?
When your yo-yo never comes back to you!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
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