What do you get when you cross a cow with and earthquake?
A milkshake!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Lauren Troy, 9 years old, England, Bradford
What do you get when you cross a cow with and earthquake?
From Anthony, 13 years old, Australia
Why did the cat go to the hospital?
From Amy Elizabeth Rose Hufker, 9 years old, Saint Louis, Missouri
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
HIPAA.
HIPAA who?
From Isabel, 7 years old, Arkansas
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
From Jackelyn, 9 years old, California
Where do ants go during holidays?
From Zoo, 3 years old
What is the fastest monster?
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