Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented yet!
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job her job?
She couldn’t keep jumping over the moon!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No. They eat their fingers separately!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No. They usually eat their fingers separately!
Why were the football players so hot?
All of the fans went away!
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