Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!
I had a good boomerang joke, but …
it never came back!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee!
Honeybee, who?
Honey, be nice and open the door!
BUZZZZ……
BUZZZZ……
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock!!
What kind of pants do miners wear?
Miner-alls!
Where does the seagull use the restroom?
On the poop deck!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 493
- 494
- 495
- 496
- 497
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
