Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?
No, kangaroo!
Where do spiders go for groceries?
The flea market!
What do astronauts download onto their iPod?
Neptunes!
What do you call an egg that’s moving?
An egg roll!
What did one knife say to the other knife?
Well, you’re looking mighty sharp!
I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?
A coffin!
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