Jokes By Kids

From Bacon Boy, 9 years old, NY, USA

What do you call a bull that caught the red flag?

Red Bull!

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From Hulu, 11 years old, Massachusetts

Where do ghosts live?

On a dead end street!

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From Jasmyne , 3 years old, Antioch

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale, who?

Whale, whale, whale! I see your door is locked again!

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From Stella, 10 years old, Newtown, PA

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

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From CJ Belcher, 9 years old, Walker, LA

What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?

A lilac! (lie- lac!)

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a dumb bunny?

A hare-brain!

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