Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
What is the most dangerous type of jewelry?
The ring of fire!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy!
Which species of snake loves math?
A Pi-thon!
What animal knows its addition tables best?
It’s a toss-up between the Adder and the Add-a-conda!
Math:
What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of insect?
An algae-bee!
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