How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Where do ants go during holidays?
Frants! (France)
What is the fastest monster?
The ZOOMbie!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t invented yet!
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job her job?
She couldn’t keep jumping over the moon!
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