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From Nate D., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Math:

What did the circle say to the square?

How about some pi?
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Filed Under: Math

From Claudia C., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Why do math teachers have so many problems giving tests in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs! (Cheaters!)
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Filed Under: Animal

From Blake, 10 years old, USA

What types of candy do you find in schools?

Smarties, Dum-Dums, and Nerds!
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Filed Under: School

From Danielle, 10 years old, USA

What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

A hole!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Théa, 8 years old, California

If you are an American going into the bathroom and an American going out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?

European! (You’re-peeing)
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Adrielle, 9 years old, AZ

why is Santa good at karate?

Because he has a back belt
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Filed Under: Christmas

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