why is Santa good at karate?
Because he has a back belt
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle-toe!
What do you call an owl that knows magic?
HOODINI!
What is an owls favorite name?
Whoudini! (Houdini!)/div>
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the mooooovies!
What stays in the corner but travels around the world?
A postage stamp!
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