Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because, he forgot his wallet!
How did the cow care for his lawn?
He mooed (mowed) it!
What falls, but never breaks? What breaks, but never falls?
Day and night!
Why did the student bring her jump rope to math class?
She wanted to skip over the test!
What do call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sand witch!
When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?
When it’s a French fry!
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