What do you call a monster you can see at night?
A lampire!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, ho!
Ho, ho, who?
You need to work on your Santa impression!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it! (You sneak up on it!)
What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man!
You are driving a bus. You pick up 87 children on one street and you pick up 66 on the other. How old is the bus driver?
You’re the bus driver! How old are you?
What subject do snakes study at schools?
Hiss-story
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