Did you hear about the pencil joke?
Never mind. It’s pointless!
What is a seal’s favorite letter?
R, R, R, R! (“arr, arr, arr, arr!”)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie, who?
Sadie air is hot in here, turn on the fan! (Say, the air is hot in here!)
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya!
Nunya, who?
Nunya business! (None of your business!)
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the dark side!
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