Jokes By Kids

From Kate, 12 years old, Australia

If you want a fly to go away, what do you say?

Buzz off!

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From Gwuis9, 9 years old, Sacramento, California

What do you call a monster you can see at night?

A lampire!

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From Ulysse, 6 years old

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, ho!
Ho, ho, who?

You need to work on your Santa impression!

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From GWu, 9 years old, Sacramento, California

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it! (You sneak up on it!)

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a musician with problems?

A trebled man!

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From Emma, 9 years old, Picayune, Mississippi

You are driving a bus. You pick up 87 children on one street and you pick up 66 on the other. How old is the bus driver?

You’re the bus driver! How old are you?

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