Why did the janitor flush the toilet?
Because, it was his duty!
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch, who?
Bless you and cover your mouth the next time you sneeze!
How do you know Dracula is sick?
You can hear it in his coffin (coughing)!
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his dinner with the octopus?
Because, he was a little shellfish (selfish)!
Five men are under a umbrella. How many get wet?
None. It’s not raining!
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