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From Marcus, 8 years old, England, UK

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the ‘w’!
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Filed Under: Halloween

From Seán, 10 years old, Ireland

Why was the boy in a cage in the front of the classroom?

Because, he’s the teacher’s pet!
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Filed Under: School

From Shania, 8 years old, France

What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

The stairs!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Bourke, 5 years old, Maryland, USA

What did green say to yellow?

I feel blue without you!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Lindsay, 10 years old, Wilmington

Why do some fish swim so much lower than others in the ocean?

Because, they dropped out of their school!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach

From Villigers Nose, 12 years old

How do you know you’re being rejected?

When your yo-yo never comes back to you!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

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