How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the ‘w’!
Why was the boy in a cage in the front of the classroom?
Because, he’s the teacher’s pet!
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
The stairs!
What did green say to yellow?
I feel blue without you!
Why do some fish swim so much lower than others in the ocean?
Because, they dropped out of their school!
How do you know you’re being rejected?
When your yo-yo never comes back to you!
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