Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
What is a fish’s favorite kind of shirt?
A tank top!
You leave home and make 3 left turns.
When you return home, there are two people wearing masks waiting for you. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire!
Why do witches like candles?
Because, they are wicked!
What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
Twenty one! (Twenty won!)
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
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