How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because, you never see a rabbit wearing eyeglasses!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because, if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What do you call a skunk on the back of a car?
A bumper stinker!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places!
What kind of food do you eat while flying?
Plane Rice!
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