Joe: Hey! Why don’t we ever hear of the 10th reindeer, Olive?
Bob: Olive?
Joe: Yeah! You know, OLIVE, the other reindeer that used to laugh and call Rudolph names!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the super hero flush the toilet?
It was his super hero doody (duty)!
What do mallards wear to a wedding?
Ducks-edos! (Tuxedo!)
What do alligators like to drink?
GATERade!
Why didn`t the teddy bear have breakfast?
Because he was already stuffed!
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