What do you call jam that flies?
A Jelly-copter!
Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne, who?
Dwayne the bath, I’m dwoaning!
What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks!
When would a teacher bring bird seed to a parent-teacher conference?
When it’s a parrot-teacher meeting!
What does a bird do when it is relaxing?
He sends his tweets on Twitter!
Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?
Because, it is too slow for fast food!
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