What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?
A lilac! (lie- lac!)
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare-brain!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
What is the most dangerous type of jewelry?
The ring of fire!
Which species of snake loves math?
A Pi-thon!
What animal knows its addition tables best?
It’s a toss-up between the Adder and the Add-a-conda!
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