Why can’t you iron four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!!
What do you call a cat in the North Pole?
Santa claws!
What did elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What do cows do during an earthquake?
They make milkshakes!
What did the mummy creeper say to the kid creeper at night?
Creep well, Dear! (Sleep well!)
What did one triangle say to the other?
Let’s get together and square dance!
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