Where do ghosts live?
On a dead end street!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale, who?
Whale, whale, whale! I see your door is locked again!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic pork!
What do you call a flower that can’t tell the truth?
A lilac! (lie- lac!)
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare-brain!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off!
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