What type of suit does an attorney wear?
A lawsuit!
What is the president’s favorite vegetable?
Barackoli! (Broccoli)
What did one toilet say to the other one?
You look a bit flushed!
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it to the the other side?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say, “Hello, from the other side!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita, who?
Open the door! I’m Anita your help!
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