What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetit!
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?
Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
No time at all, since the wall is already built!
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!
Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Because he is dead.
What pie can fly?
A magpie!
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