How do you make a rock float?
You put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer!
What’s a royal pardon?
It’s what a queen says after she burps!
What do you call a cloud with underwear?
Thunderwear!
What did the mother lion say to her cubs before dinner?
She said, “Shall we prey?”
Why were the Native Americans here first?
They had reservations.
What did the light bulb say to its mother?
I wuv you watts & watts!
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