What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
What do you call it when the price of tires goes up?
Inflation!
Why did Christmas tree go to the barber?
It heard it was time to trim the tree!
What kind of motorcycle does Santa drive?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!
How do chickens get strong?
They egg-cersize!
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