What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat!
What is smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!
Teacher: “What’s the capital of Missouri?”
Student: “The “M”!
If flying is so safe…
Why do they call the airport a terminal?
What do you get when you cross a elephant and a computer?
Lots of memory!
How do you make a hot-dog stand?
Take away its seat!
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