What do you call a snowman bit by a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the poor man sell yeast?
To raise some dough!
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used a patch.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea!
Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?
The one on the screen!
Why was the woman fired from the assembly line?
She was caught taking a brake!
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