What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up?
Lazy bones!
What is the hottest part of the room?
The corner. It is always about 90 degrees!
Why was the mathematician late for work?
He took the rhombus (wrong bus)!
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue restaurant?
To buy spare ribs!
What do cats call their fellow employees?
Cali-co-workers!
What did the baseball say to the baseball glove?
Catch me if you can!
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