What do you call an expensive car that crash into a tree?
A Mercedes Bends!
What do you call a man that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A seasoned veteran!
What do you call a horse playing a violin on the roof?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
A civil serpent
What are a werewolf’s favorite days of the year?
The howl-o-days!
What’s the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
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