What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?
Bee! It really stings!
What is a twin’s favorite food?
A pear!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
What is shorter than a second , but longer than an eon(1,000,000)?
A hour!(second has 6 letters, eon 3, hour 4)
Why do bikes fall over?
Because they’re two-tired!
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!
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