How do you stop a rhino from charging
Take away his credit card!
What’s the fastest bug?
Quicket! (Cricket)
Why do oars fall in love?
Because they’re row-mantic!
I was in the restaurant yesterday, when I realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music. Shortly after, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
It was then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod!
Why did they call the medieval period the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Doctor, Doctor, I’ve broken my leg in two places.
Doctor: Well, don’t go back to those two places!
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