Why shouldn’t you press a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck!
Where do horses go shopping?
Old-neighy (Old Navy)!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look like you’re a little pail!
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
What do you call a swimming feline?
An aqua-puss!
What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?
Pizza Shut.
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