Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Tire.
Tire, who?
Tire shoe before you trip!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris Who?
Doris Stuck. That’s why I’m knocking!
Why was the cop in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
Why can’t Cinderella play basketball?
She’s always running away from the ball!
What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetit!
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?
Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
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