What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?
“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”
Why did the can presser quit his job?
It was soda pressing! (so depressing)
Why would you take a laptop computer for a run?
To jog its memory!
What happened when the eye doctor fell into his lens grinder?
He made a spectacle of himself!
What do you call a crazy magician?
A luna-trick (lunatic)!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?
Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?
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