If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
No time at all, since the wall is already built!
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!
Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Because he is dead.
What pie can fly?
A magpie!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
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