Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive!
Why did the toilet paper go down the road?
To get to the bottom!
What kind of cow can talk?
A cowboy!
Have you seen the movie constipation?
Of course not, because it never came out!
What letter of the alphabet likes to nap?
ZZZZ!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he wasn’t a chicken!
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