What do you say if a rock knocks on your door and asks, “Can I come in?”
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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio
What do you say if a rock knocks on your door and asks, “Can I come in?”
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What planet do we know is loved?
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What do you get when you cross a pig and a game of tug of war?
From Carissa Awesomeness, 10 years old
What state has the most math teachers?
From Rose, 4 years old, U.S.A
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
From Rose, 4 years old, U.S.A
What did the math teacher say to her favorite student?
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